$th Retirement Out-of-League

A group of colleagues cheering. Half wearing blue shirts, half petrol suits.

Hey, Mike, good pitch, fella. They say the first 30 days are more demanding, both physically and sociologically… Remember those final words from Mr. Thurmann, just minutes before he was sent to Kansas?

They’ve, somehow, managed to alter the back of your shirts. I know just everyone here always opts to call you ‘Michael’. Each one with his idiosyncrasies.

So, 14 points per game is not bad, after all. Not many athletes are able to endure an ACL recovery this resiliently. Your family got really, really tense, fwih.

They brought us, at last, 3 flat-screen sets. That won’t save ’em, though — I guarantee. On Saturday… our long-awaited semi- against the Tigers. They have replaced 90% of their staff… sadly. (btw, it doesn’t help much that the refs have been under harsh criticism — from both upper and lower grounds.

And, topping the ice cream… naturally, it couldn’t possibly differ, I see a distinct free nacho. Ugh.

Time to do some SEGA “Mega Drive”-ing.

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An 165 I.Q. is… mostly,,, mmm… trash. So zu sagen.

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An 165 I.Q. is… mostly,,, mmm… trash. So zu sagen.

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