Thou shalt not ever travel
I have activated my sixth sense. Enough with the BS. You’re a grown man, after all. Or so it says here… From where you came, it’s not difficult to find enabling IT experts…
I’ll show you all my LinkedIn to prove my point. See? Now, pay close attention to my friends. They are my actual friends, you know?
Enable notifications. That’s why I always buy from reliable manufacturers:
“Attention, passengers! A theft attempt in the parking lot — Sec. H has just been reported.”
Wait, that’s not the actual wording. Nevermind.
The bookstore saleswoman was so unenthusiastic…. she reminded me of old school Slam-Dunk Contests. (Why would anyone in their right mind sponsor some s___ like that???)
Immediately after buying my copy, I send a self-portrait holding it to Sarah. She then told me she was trying to sleep. Hey, you married a Engineer, remember?
Next year I’ll have to move away both my cats,,, {no miss}… I’ll prolly sent ’em to Aunt Clara. She moved to Missouri*.
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* My heart will always belong to Kentucky, though. John’s out. Go Cats!
